Our almighty God is capable of all things holy: Including causing multi-car accidents in his birthday suit.
Norwalk, CT police responded to reports last Saturday saying a nude man bellowing “I am Jesus!” triggered a multi-vehicle accident on I-95. The still unnamed [naked] culprit fled the scene in his car when the authorities arrived at the scene, which leads to a [naked] chase in which he was predictably apprehended several exits later. This [naked] episode, however, causes a lorry to spin on the interstate and collide with several other vehicles. Aside from the lorry driver and several others suffering from mild injuries, nobody was badly hurt. This [naked] incident completely closed down the highway for six hours, with no word of a prophet dividing traffic for a way-thru.
No reports as of yet if [naked] Jesus has been charged, but expect the deity to spend some time behind steel bars [In which his bare nudity will be appreciated by his cell-mate].
“Excellence” for all?
It’s rather difficult to tell what goes on in the minds of these kids: I can fly, I can’t die, these are words to live by. But these blokes clearly did not give much thought about the condition of their testes and necks. Vicarious pain aside, the given footage is quite mirthful. Hold on to your jugulars men, and press play.
Indeed, that is a colander and two CD towers.
Standard operating procedures when towing sir: You watch your load. Sage idea pulling the E-brake while in the ditch too, *that* should stop the car from moving.
