
A Thunder Valley, CA casino security guard brandished his weapon & shot at his window when his Ford Focus hit a guard rail and plunged into a creek last Tuesday, authorities say. The 28-year-old still-unnamed individual exited the sinking vehicle and paddled his way back onto the road to request help. The man was just simply affrighted by a random, irritable sonance that his Bluetooth device made, causing him to veer off the road. No indications of drugs or alcohol were involved. There is still question in the marketing of vehicles with a “Break Glass In Case of Emergency” handgun compartment.
Although I have to say, Angus MacGyver wouldn’t have been “spooked” by blue teeth in the first place.



















