Asian Martin

I’m pretty sure all of us have been in the same situation: You find yourself an available parking space, and in comes a subcompact-wielding sycophant swooping in and taking said space. Some get irate, some get watery-eyed… Some retaliate.

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Smoke and vertigo do not aid in visibility. So it’s best to be extra cautious when going ’round circles, those nasty curbs don’t automatically move out of the way like rally spectators. Watch this fox hop.

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“Durr, do I hit this nail with a hammer or with my head?”

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Not quite the outcome they had hoped for. Don’t fret, Wallace, the bulldozer will be down there in a quick jiffy to anew the wreckage Pepare to run one more time, cameraboy.

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Dig [or ride] yourself a bigger hole there boss. KTM’s are cool and all, but a smaller 125-250cc bike would have probably done you better in these murky conditions. Enjoy the repair bills on your Austrian. Dan.

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Freak accident [the freaks being the operators of those sewing machines racing against traffic].

As far as comedic editing goes, where the scene ends shortly after the jocular deed occurs, this certainly is a discernible winner. Nevermind the cavorting farm animal in the background, but the lamentable shriek of narrow tyres on wet pavement and a couple of moronic Azerbaijanis attempting burnouts with the mindset that everything can produce smoke like pipe tobacco finds a commendable place in Automotive Failure Hall of Fame.

Kudos to you Mr. Bovine, you win as the most intelligent person in this scenario.

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Call the fire department.

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