GT-R-U-Serious?

Category: nissan

140mph, 5th gear in Nissan’s Godzilla? Not so impressive when passing big yellow school buses… 485hp is all it takes to kill dozens of young lives in one easy toggle of a flappy paddle. Not cool, Stan.

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Barney… Err… GOD2LLA Playing With Fire… Err… Ice

Category: nissan

No… This isn’t a diesel-powered R35, apparently there was a Powerstroke sitting nearby Although we’d love to see that powerplant happen, you listening Nissan?. Save for the questionable colour choice that makes it look like something you force into your toddler’s little mouth with a tablespoon when he’s couching phlegm, what a fantastic roll of sushi this thing is. The Japanese carmaker’s flagship, utilizing electronic sensors, hydraulically actuated clutches and built-in yaw-rate feedback control make this purple majestic somewhat stick to the slipperage. If none of this impresses you, you can always marvel on the dealer-installed LED foglamps. Of course, we’ll have to wait for that diesel variant…

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You’se A Fine Motherf*cker, Won’t You Back That Azz Up

Category: nissan

Coming home… From where? The great secret dungeon where they Frankenstein Z’s and Corvettes, I assume. That whine is fantabulous.

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