“I’d Like To Pump Your Pedals.”

Category: Features

Valentine’s Day may only come once a year, but the editors of Kelley Blue Book seem to make their way to the novelty stores and purchase bouquets of red roses and heart-shaped boxes of the sweetest chocolate confections as they enter the air-conditioned halls of auto shows every few months all across the country [And the world]. And along the way, the Kelley is enamored by the sumptuous front fascias, amorous shifter knobs, voluptuous curves, flirtacious sounds and titillating brains that each production and concept vehicle has to offer. In honour of Valentine’s Day, the editors of Kelley Blue Book have chosen their Ten Newest Car Crushes [Or rather, the cars they'd like to kiss on the front doorstep at the end of a first date].

The team has assembled ten of the most unforgettable examples on wheels that they “Cannot wait to see and drive again, cars that would make even Cupid blush,” according to KBB’s executive editorial director and executive market analyst, Jack Nerad. Elaborating their choices in detail…

Audi e-tron “Sexy profile and planet-friendly zero-emission electric powertrain which we wouldn’t mind exploring the possibility of a long-term relationship.”

BMW Vision EfficientDynamics “Hippy with tattoos and piercings.”

Cadillac CTS-V Coupe “Sexy physique.”

Chevrolet Aveo RS “Romantic comedy cliché that fills our hearts with lusty desire.”

GMC Granite “Boldly styled alternative.”

Lexus LF-A “Photogenic, recognizable and head-turning.”

Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG “The return of an old flame.”

MINI Beachcomber “Walks it’s fun-loving talk, capable of whisking you to more secluded romantic destinations.”

Porsche Boxster Spyder “Enamoring purist.”

Toyota FT-86 “Beguiling package that we cannot wait to get to know better.”

And what about you dear lusty reader? Which car would you like to take on a second date?

::KelleyBlueBook::

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